I make a note to discuss this in therapy. As he transitions into taking me from behind, I imagine he has a giant cruller for a face, and I like it. However, I'll admit it: When my boyfriend says, "Have you been a naughty girl because you want to eat all the doughnuts?" and then spanks me, I am totally into it. Spank that ass, baby, because afterward, I get to put something long and soft in my mouth, and I'm talking about eclairs! Oh my goodness, I just turned myself on. What we do: We agree to take a doughnut break after this one, so I'm newly invigorated. Have him spank you, then thrust deeply into you. What you're supposed to do: After foreplay, have him flip you over and put your butt in the air with your knees on the bed. The Frisky Flip "He pulls my sweatpants completely off and then guides me into a kneeling position, gently caressing my now very sore behind."įour times in one day? What is this? The Olympics? All I want to do is eat cake and watch Gilmore Girls, but I somehow feel too dirty for either of these things. So, you know, your usual Saturday at 3 p.m. I love oral sex so much if you look up happiness in the dictionary, it is just my boyfriend going down on me as Joshua Jackson feeds me chocolate bonbons and I give the camera a thumbs-up.Īfter that, he finishes off with some missionary style sex and I'm like, yawn, whatever, I gots mine. He then goes down on me as instructed and it is divine. I think he extra-relishes that he gets to tie me up next, because he laughs like a madman while he does it. It's so ridiculous that I comment on this out loud, and it kind of annoys my boyfriend because I'm already forcing him to do this. Do you know how little wine fits in a belly button? It's like one-third of a thimble of wine. Then he fingers me while I try not to spill the wine out of my belly button. After that humiliating bit of business, he pours wine in my belly button, which is dumb because I hate (and I mean HATE, all caps) to waste wine. What we do: Our version of this starts with me drinking wine from his lips like a little baby bird receiving sustenance from its mom. After that, he should thrust into you hard and fast. Have him kiss you from head to toe, then go to your clitoris and perform slow, teasing cunnilingus. Have him tie your wrists together and lie on your bed with your hands above your head. What you're supposed to do: Sip wine from his mouth, then have him pour some wine in your belly button and try not to spill it. Three times in a day?! This is so sexy! And tiring! But mainly sexy! The Grey Tease "Are you thirsty, Anastasia?" he asks, his voice teasing. Which is definitely sexy, but maybe not BDSM sexy. This is not something we generally do or even like, so the slow thrusts were punctuated by giggles. And it's literally doggy-style because I am barking orders at him. What we do: This is just doggy-style sex. After several thrusts, he should pull back and wait until you demand he continue. What you're supposed to do: From behind, have him thrust deeply into you at an extremely slow pace. Now, we're not normally twice-in-a-day people but every now and then, usually on vacation, we rise (or he rises? Credit where credit is due!) to the occasion. Fifty Shades/almost the entire world knows what they're talking about! Saturday, noon: So that's pretty cool and not that unusual. What we do: We get down to the deed and it's … well, it's normal missionary sex? It's Saturday morning and we're doing it. Then, have him shift onto his elbows while he rests his weight on you and continues to thrust quickly. Have him thrust into you very slowly about four times. What you're supposed to do: Put your knees in the air like Anastasia did when she lost her virginity. I wake up and I'm ready to do the sex because this is often how my boyfriend and I usually start out our Saturday mornings. The Deflower "I'm going to fuck you now, Miss. My editor asked me to try all the sex stuff from Fifty Shades of Grey in one weekend.
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